Tue, 25 Nov 2003 17:42:25 GMT

The return of Opus!!!!

On November 23rd <that's tomorrow!>, after an absence of almost ten years, Opus returns to the nation's Sunday comic pages.

We can't, at this time, go into detail as to what he's been doing during his mysterious missing decade, although Opus is deeply embarrassed about the rumors, especially the one naming him as the catalyst behind the unfortunate break-up of J Lo and Ben. It will all become clear soon.

[Politics in the Zeros]