Too many topics, too little time

my starting point:
226lb

basic shape:
42 inch butt
11 3/4 left forearm
12 right forearem
15 inch left bicep
15 1/2 right bicep
16.5 inch neck
50 1/2 shoulders
47 stomach
26 left thigh
26 right thigh
16 left calf
16.5 right calf

it will be a long road, but i can do lose this.

my goal is to lose the guts, to lose 25-35lb by december, and finally to be in shape, which i'm defining as 70 pushups, 70 situps, and running 2 miles.