Too many topics, too little time

Second Lowest Form of Wit.

Jean Baudrillard (Apologetic): I’m sorry I’m so late for dinner, dear, I got stuck at the office. Have I missed everything?

Mrs Baudrillard (Annoyed): Welcome to the dessert of the meal.

I know there’s a genre of these jokes waiting to be born.

[Kieran Healy's Weblog]

but there is no mrs. baudrillard, which makes this even funnier.