Presents of Mind. The Unemployed Philosopher‰¥ús Guild began in 1992 when two students of philosophy found their inner creativity in the midst of a dwindling academic job market. As it turned out, fulfilling gift giving needs proved to be almost as satisfying as probing eternal questions. They offer such items as “Freudian Slippers”, “Nietzsche's Will to Power Bars”, “Brainy Beanies”, and “Dorothy Parker Martini Glasses”. [MetaFilter]
I've had this in my links list forever… it is just full of classic nonsensical gifts.